Toward a Place That May Exist

1000gynecologists: GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE “oh is this for me?...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:13 -0500

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

“oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”

“well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”

“oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”

“mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”

“yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”

The people who get most upset when you have an opinion on their life choices

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:30:27 -0500

are the same people who have never been shy about having an opinion about everyone else’s.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:30:04 -0500

I want to live in a bubble with comfortable, controllable things.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:30:21 -0500

Where I don’t socially humiliate myself on a daily basis. Where my roles and the expectation that accompanies those roles are clear.

I am guilty of projecting unhappiness with myself

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:30:10 -0500

onto my relationship.

If it can be described as "chambray",

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:30:13 -0500

I promise your item of clothing is not cute.

Last year around this time

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:30:21 -0500

everyone was graduating from college.

This year, they’re all getting married.

You're not scared of me.

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:30:22 -0500

I'm letting go

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:30:26 -0500

and pushing off.

Swim after me if you want.

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:30:28 -0500

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

foodfuckery: Cheesecake with Chocolate Mousse 4-layer...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:30:05 -0500

foodfuckery:

Cheesecake with Chocolate Mousse

4-layer Cheesecake. Chocolate cookie-crust, cheesecake, chocolate mousse and chocolate ganashe

Graduation hair for tomorrow, ‘cause ain’t nobody...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:27:47 -0500

Graduation hair for tomorrow, ‘cause ain’t nobody got time to be doing their hair real nice when they have to be somewhere at 9am.

If it had been me,

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:40:38 -0500

you would have been the first one I told.

One of the saddest things about growing up

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:20:30 -0500

is realizing your role models aren’t everything you thought they were, but are simply human with the same flaws, insecurities, and selfish tendencies that you struggle with yourself.

We won't stay friends

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:40:14 -0500

because you get mad when I don’t ask you about certain things, and mad when I do. I feel like you’re constantly holding me up to this high, but unspoken standard, and consistently disappointed and upset with me when I don’t meet it.

A friend should never make you feel like you’re jumping through hoops. A friend should accept you as you are, or be able to properly communitcate, in a way that makes sense and solves the problem, when there is something they need, or want, or are hurt by.

I'm learning to quit my perfectionism.

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:20:13 -0500

I’m learning to give myself permission to make mistakes, or to do things that I may not be the best at, and not beating myself up for not being the best or sabotaging myself when I know I won’t be the best.

I’m learning to let myself be human, and to cut myself the same slack I cut everyone else.

My old high school boyfriend-thing

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:42:38 -0500

just messaged me on Facebook to tell me he and his fiancee are thinking of moving to Austin.

Seriously, old high school classmates?! Are you fucking ALL going to follow me here? ‘Cause this bullshit is starting to get out of hand.

Everybody thinks it should be them,

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:40:27 -0500

but, realistically, in the hierarchy of my social life, Drew comes first.

Pet Peeve:

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:20:08 -0500

People posting on Facebook vague references to being injured, or being in the hospital so everyone will ask them what’s wrong.

1) You’re alive and you can still walk, right? Then I don’t care.

2) If you wanted to tell Facebook what was wrong, just say it. Don’t clog up my newsfeed trying to get 10 comments on it of people pretending to be concerned.

3) Don’t comment on that same status five days later to reassure everyone that you’re fine. I knew you were fine. And, did anyone ask you if you were fine? No. Five days later, nobody cares about your over-dramatized injury because everyone realized what you were doing and that your injury was a non-injury and that you were okay, just attention-craving.

People getting butthurt that I didn't invite them to my birthday celebration:

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:26:55 -0500

I did not HAVE a birthday celebration, unless spending the day reading four chapters of psychology and taking a final is a celebration.

The irony is that you don’t talk to me enough to know that I wasn’t celebrating my birthday this year, but you think you talk to me enough to warrant being offended when you’re not invited to something you only think happened.